Clouds MS paint topic

Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by Cloud, Aug 9, 2019.

  1. Ant E

    Ant E Science Officer

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    *TOO
     
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  2. neilold

    neilold Science Officer

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    Up yours, you sad sh itdick.
     
  3. Curryman

    Curryman Deck Sergeant

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    *Spurts tea*
    Poor hippo. He needs a vet.
     
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  4. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    He just needs a large cork to stick in his backside.
     
  5. Curryman

    Curryman Deck Sergeant

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    Perhaps that's what neil's trying to do in the picture but got there too late.
     
  6. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    That'll teach him not to stick corks in animals' backsides.
     
  7. Curryman

    Curryman Deck Sergeant

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    No. Not something James Herriot would ever do.
     
  8. Spaceman

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    *scratching sound on ceiling, everyone looks up inc Asclepius*

    Asclepius: “whats that noise? It seems to be coming from up there”

    *Asclepius puts chair in middle of the room and gets his robotic metal butt up on there, he puts his metal ear to the ceiling* Asclepius: “I can hear something movin up there, do you think it could be..............nooooooooo that would be terrible, it cant be him, wait a minute I can hear..........................* SPACEMAN comes crashing through ceiling butt first and falls on top of Asclepius, they fall to the floor together with Spaceman crushing Asclepius

    So its a wrestling match that ur metal backside wants is it Asclepius? You can hide but you cant run

    Announncener: In the yellow corner with 1200 confirmed farts.....standing seven feet tall and weighing 390 pounds its Asclepiussssssss

    In the grey corner with over 1000 confirmed farts.......with no height weight or body mass cause he’s an amorphous gaseus alien its Spacemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

    LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *ding ding*

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    *Spaceman punches Asclepius and kicks him and pummels him and punches Asclepius and throws him around and swings him around in the air and throws Asclepius against the wall and punches Asclepius and kicks him and headbutts him and kicks Asclepius so he is against the wall.........punches him so him so hard he goes right through the wall*

    *dusts off space gloves*

    Now everyone how about some dancing?

    *Spaceman starts twerking the space butt in the middle of the room*

    Shake dat ass for me, shake dat ass for me, come on Spaceman, shake dat ass for me shake dat ass for me
     

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