A Bad Sign

Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by Abe, Sep 18, 2019.

  1. Abe

    Abe Deck Sergeant

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    Hey everyone,

    I know it's been a while since I've posted here, but I desperately need some advice. Like, I'm really worried.

    I moved into my new apartment for the year about a week ago. Today, I was getting some food in the kitchen, when I noticed a box on the counter.

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    I'm literally crying and pissing. What could this mean? Is one of my apartmentmates harboring a terrible secret? Need I sleep with my door locked at night?

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  2. Asclepius

    Asclepius Deck Sergeant

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    Welcome back, @Abe!
    I think you should sleep somewhere else, because somebody is trying to kill you... :eek:
     
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  3. Abe

    Abe Deck Sergeant

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    Thank you @Asclepius. I have my deadbolt locked for the night but I am simply worried that somebody who would eat something so bland and tasteless is probably a war criminal. Just wondering what people think. Thanks
     
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  4. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    BOD was obsessed with cream of wheat and he was fond of a good stabbing.
     
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  5. Dave_B_Phillps

    Dave_B_Phillps First Technician

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    Sounds like you have a CEREAL KILLER on your hands!!!

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  6. Simonr1978

    Simonr1978 Console Officer

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    You fool! Don't you watch any movies, all you've done is lock yourself in with the killer...
     
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  7. Abe

    Abe Deck Sergeant

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    Let's be clear - my bedroom in the apartment has a deadbolt.

    Unless you're saying...

    I'm the owner of the Cream of Wheat? :sulk:

    I'll have you know I take accusations such as these very seriously.
     
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  8. Curryman

    Curryman Deck Sergeant

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    You've missed the obvious explanation. Your mortal enemy has opened a wormhole to your flat. You aren't safe anywhere.
     
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    Ant E Science Officer

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  10. Simonr1978

    Simonr1978 Console Officer

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    That's even worse, you have nowhere else to escape to!

    Not what I'm saying at all! Get out! Get out while you still can!

    (Anyone else notice that Abe's been really quiet since Wednesday? I tried to warn him, I really tried...)
     
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  11. Sammer4Rimmer

    Sammer4Rimmer Supply Officer

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    Where do I find the dictionaries list?

    I got the South African spell checker from this list. It was the only English one on there that doesn't require you to sign up.
     

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